3 Good Guys (A mini series)

*Somewhere in a island far far away*

Terri Aki: あなたにダンファック!!!
Dan Druff: Yeah yeah Terri just shut up you got us into this in the first place.
Jim Nasium: Wow Dan, whose the one that wanted to take a shortcut, told you you don't fuck with the sea. THE SEA FUCKS WITH YOU.

Terri Aki: 私たちは今何をすればいいですか？
Dan Druff: Terri, I swear to God if you so much as speak or make a noise that sounds Japanese I'm gonna slap the Japanese out of you.
Jim Nasium: Oh my God Dan, you can't just slap a race off a person. That's racist.

Terri Aki: ...... Jim, you just don't get to slap a race off a person. Period. Not because it's racist but because A RACE IS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN SLAP OFF.....GOD.
Jim Nasium: OMG Terri, then explain why all black men have white hands.
Dan Druff: EVERYONE STOP! We are stranded on an island with about a week's worth of food and you guys are here arguing about slapping race whatever? JESUS.

Terri Aki: You started it.
Jim Nasium: You started it.
Dan Druff: We're so gonna die here.

*5 hours later*......* 6 if you count the hour where Jim tries to slap the Asian out of Terri*

Terri Aki: Soooooo, I guess we really are stranded.
Dan Druff: Yes, yes we are.
Jim Nasium: OMG you really can't slap the race of a person hashtag realization hashtag lies.

*1 hour of mooping around and pretending to be pre-civilised caveman later*

Terri Aki: I miss Sluterina. We haven't even had sex yet. I'M GONNA DIE A JAPANESE VIRGIN.
Dan Druff: Oh yeah, that new girl you've been seeing?
Jim Nasium: OMG Terri, don't say I did'nt warn you, she's SUCH A SLUT.

Terri Aki: Heyyyy, that's mean, WELL IT'S ALWAYS BETTER THAN YOUR GAY ASS JIM.
Dan Druff: Well she does have slut in her name.....
Jim Nasium: TRUST ME Terri, so last week, I was in this club called HI.V and I totally saw her kissing another guy.

Dan Druff: Well, she's defintely not girlfriend material but.... what really defines a slut? I mean the word gets thrown around so much these days I don't think people actually know the meaning of it anymore.
Terri Aki: Sluterina.......why....just....why....
Jim Nasium: Uhhhhhhh no Dan, I know what a slut means. Like, the girl like, likes she's always sleeping around you know and like she doesn't mind any guy having sex with her.

Dan Druff: Well, Jim, why is'nt guys called sluts when they do it?
Terri Aki: BECAUSE GUYS ARE MADE TO HAVE SEX. IT'S IN OUR NATURE.
Jim Nasium: What Terri said.

Dan Druff: You know, I think nobody can be called a slut just because she/he has a very adventurous sex life. You don't call someone who loves food a foodslut, You don't call someone who loves soccer a soccerslut. I think the same can be applied to sex, everyone has something that they are really passionate about, sometimes even going crazy over, if that thing just happens to be sex why can't people just be ok with it?
Terri Aki: But some girls do it for the attention and whatever love the guys can give it to her.
Jim Nasium: Like they are having sex all the time. On the bus, in the toilets and sometimes even in public. Like EVERYTIME EVERYWHERE.

Dan Druff: Why does it matter why one have sex? If it's for love then let it be for love, if it's for attention then let it be for attention. Why does it matter? Would you complain if the guy she was having sex was you? Why is there a label for everything that we do now? If I like food then I'm a foodie, why can't I just be the guy that likes food? So it's bad if girls just wants to have some good sex? Maybe the real reason why girls like these get called sluts because the other girls are just not having as much good sex as them. I mean, think about it, sex is just part of your lifestyle, if you choose to live that area to the fullest then just go and have great-mind-blowing sex, if not then just don't. You're going to meet thousands maybe more, of people throughout your lifetime, if you feel that anyone of them is gonna give you great-mind-blowing-sex then just go. It's like you're gonna see thousands of restaurants in your lifetime and if you feel that one of the restaurants can give you great-mind-blowing food you would'nt hesitate to go in and dine right? Sure, if the girl is attached then it's up to her to see if she loves having lots of sex with different people more or her boyfriend. That's it. It just means she loves sex more than her boyfriend.(To the special 1 seeing this I love you please don't go have sex with many people)
Terri Aki: zZZzzzzz
Jim Nasium: zzzZZZZzzz

Dan Druff: Wow really.









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