top 10 underrated comic book heroes

The title says it all, the reason I'm still single. :(((((

I love comic books as a young boy and I still do now, which is why when all the hipsters-that-only-follow-the-FUCKING-trend start talking about their favourite superheroes and what not, I decided it's time I make a list of all the under-rated BUT awesome superheroes and shove it up the hipster's pompous arse.

10.JOSHUA FOLEY aka ELIXER

Powers include BIO-MANIPULATION and HEALING. (Team: X-MEN) (Marvel)
Basically he CONTROLS all biology, yeah, which also means he can give you lung cancer, brain tumor or just give you an extra arm. Basically, AWESOME.
Full description :http://marvel.wikia.com/Joshua_Foley_(Earth-616)


9.X-23
Powers include HEALING FACTOR and HARD ASS CLAWS. (Team: X-FORCE) (Marvel)
The female version of Wolverine, she was born to be a living, breathing weapon. Best not make her angry lest she cut your balls out.
Full description :http://marvel.wikia.com/Laura_Kinney_(Earth-616)


8.John Constantine
Powers include MAGIC SPELLS, HIS WITS and ENDLESS LIST OF CONTACTS. (Vertigo Comics)
I know what y'all thinking, gay fag uses spells and shit. Just wait till he magically transform sand into gold and soon you be begging to suck his di*k.
Full description :http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/John_Constantine_(New_Earth)



7.Lucifer Morningstar
Powers include nigh-omnipotence and also BEING A FRICKIN ANGEL. (Vertigo Comics)
You also know him as the devil or satan. I think it's pretty self explanatory.
Full description :http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Lucifer_Morningstar_(New_Earth)



6.Dr Strange

Powers include MAGIC. ALL OF MAGIC. (Marvel)
His known as THE sorcerer supreme. At one point, he even joined the illuminati. Also worth noting is that he has frickin godly beings on speed dial.
Full description :http://marvel.wikia.com/Stephen_Strange_(Earth-616)



5.Anti-venom

Powers include ALL OF SPIDY'S POWERS. AND A WHOLE BUNCH MORE. (Marvel)
It's actually just a symbiote, however it beat spidy, venom, carnage and so many more. Oh, and it cured a girl's heroin addiction.
Full description :http://marvel.wikia.com/Anti-Venom_(Symbiote)_(Earth-616)



4.Nightwing

Powers include MARTIAL ARTS and ALOT ALOT OF TRAINING FROM BATMAN. (D.C)
Trained by the Bat himself, the first Robin, he is the best at what he do. I dare say he is the brighter side of Batman, a consience if you will.
Full description :http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Richard_Grayson_(New_Earth)



3.Red hood

Powers include MARTIAL ARTS, YEARS OF EXPERIENCE OF COMBAT AND ALSO TRAINING FROM THE BAT. ( D.C Comics)
The only Robin that the joker managed to kill, only to be revive by Batman's former master, only to turn batshit crazy. That being said, he still kicks major ass.
Full description: http://batman.wikia.com/wiki/Jason_Todd



2.Deadpool

Powers include HEALING FACTOR and BREAKING THE DAMN 4TH WALL. (Marvel) (X-FORCE)
He can heal real fast, use speech bubbles to jump over stuff, ask the author to revive him and DODGE AN RPG. IN A CAR. DRIVING BLIND.
Full descrption: https://marvel.com/universe/Deadpool




1. Fantomex

Powers include MISCONCEPTION and MILD REALITY ALTERATION (Marvel) (X-FORCE)
Dude has 3 brains, an external nervous system and a frickin space-ship. NO FUTHER ELABORATION IS REQUIRED.
Full description :http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fantomex#Powers_and_abilities




And there you have it. This is me, nerd-gasming out, took me painfully long to compile this list so yeah, leave your hate in the comments.


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